HEY THERE, HI THERE, HO THERE!
IT’S ME EMILY!

I am a collector of things (the gatherer in hunter-gatherer), as it was written into my DNA as a woman by my ancestors some 20,000 years ago. Mugs, records, earrings, fonts, VHS tapes - the curator of collections for my apartment.

Here are my Stats:
- Averaged seven movies watched per week in October 2021
- 14 years of experience playing Mario Kart
- Listened to Aerosmith’s Sweet Emotion 22 times in March 2021
- Have given my cat (Paulie) over 1000 kisses since July
- Tetris high score: 96,872 (lvl 8)